Mr. James Barber AKA The Urban Peasant, an inspiration to the young Jesse Vallins.

Mr. James Barber AKA The Urban Peasant, an inspiration to the young Jesse Vallins.

 

As a fat kid in the 80’s who loved cooking and eating more than pretty much anything, I started watching cooking shows at a young age. On days when I stayed home from school, my favourite thing was to settle in and watch the holy trinity of cooking shows on the CBC – Pasquale’s Kitchen Express, where Toronto chef Pasquale Carpino would sing as he cooked; Wok with Yan, featuring the Cantonese cuisine and clever aprons of Vancouver restauranteur, Stephen Yan; and The Urban Peasant, starring the late James Barber… a kindly but distinctly odd older Englishman.

Originally, I liked the shows in the order mentioned above, but over the years it became the opposite, and after a little while I started to develop a bit of a strange fascination with James Barber. Partly out of nostalgia, but more in the way of being mesmerized by a tornado on its path of destruction and not being able to look away. Specifically, a tornado on the path of destruction proclaiming how easy it is to cook, all the while touching raw chicken then touching everything else without washing its hands. I didn’t really notice while watching when I was a kid, but after getting older, and especially after starting to cook for a living, the Urban Peasant started to become ridiculous. He definitely wasn’t a chef, he barely seemed to know how to cook. His cutting board was always a mess, and his main technique was to add ingredients into barely warm frying pans, then shake it around a bit while lovingly scraping the non-stick coating off with a fork.

The show was seemingly all done in one take, despite any mishaps or mistakes he made. I once witnessed an episode where he got a call from his producers because there was smoke coming out of his toaster oven. His bread was burning and he hadn’t noticed. He would sometimes answer the phone in the middle of the show to talk to his, perhaps fictitious, upstairs neighbour then get back on to cooking, the conversation having nothing to do with the theme of the episode or the recipes. He was sloppy to the point of being dangerous to himself, and his food almost always looked terrible when plated. I used to wonder if he had incriminating pictures of someone high up at the national broadcaster; how else could this exist as a CBC cooking show? Despite my bewilderment, people seemed to love him and would remark how much they liked the show and that he had taught them how to cook.

 

 

If you’re younger than about 35, you may not be familiar with who I’m talking about. And unfortunately, being a deceased, pre-internet Canadian food celebrity, there isn’t a ton of information out there about our friend James. From what I can glean online, Mr. Barber was born in Dover, England, served in the Royal Air Force, and worked as an engineer before emigrating to British Columbia. He turned to freelance writing after a skiing accident and some point after that became the food critic for The Province newspaper. He was also an art and theatre critic for the Vancouver Sun, the spokesman for a mushroom company, the “cover boy” for the Canadian Dairy Board’s Milk Calendar, the author of more than 15 cookbooks, and apparently even acted on an episode of the Beachcombers.

His cooking show, The Urban Peasant, debuted in the late 1980s and ran for 10 years. This is a good run for any show, but what makes it all the more impressive is that this was the era of TV when a lot of cooking shows, this one included, were on five days a week. There were 80 new episodes aired per season, meaning there were 800 episodes produced in total. Despite this, there is precious little evidence of the depth of his televisional feast of work to be found online. From his official website, you can find a measly eight full length episodes. A Youtube search sadly only brings back about a dozen short clips, look them up. The Chicken Salad with Pears and the Salmon Latkes are my personal favourites. There was, at one point, a 10 episode DVD floating around, but I can’t find it anywhere now.

Anyway, remember the movie, Julie and Julia? The one with Amy Adams based on a book which was based on a blog which was written by a woman called Julie Powell who over the course of a year cooked all the recipes out of Julia Child’s ‘Mastering the Art of French Cooking’? That one. As a fan of Julia Child I enjoyed it. I can’t for the life of me remember why Julie became inspired by Julia Child and adopted her quest, but it planted a seed in my head to do something similar.

 

 

So here I am, with a copy of the “Urban Peasant Quick and Simple” cookbook, and have decided to periodically pick a few recipes, make them to Mr. Barber’s instructions, and see how they turn out. This is by no means to sully the man’s good name, make fun, or put him down. This is just an objective and light-hearted look at the recipes of a Canadian food icon. Here we go…

 

Leftover Broccoli Sauce

The combination of ingredients here is a little weird, but I chose it mostly because it reminded me of something my father would have thrown together if he needed to cook for himself. It calls for:

 

The Urban Peasant's Leftover Broccoli Sauce mise en place.

The Urban Peasant’s Leftover Broccoli Sauce mise en place.

 

Cooked broccoli
Olive oil
Vinegar
Lemon juice
Dried basil
Ground cumin
Tomato paste
Yoghurt
Salt
Pepper

 

The Urban Peasant's Leftover Broccoli Sauce preparation.

The Urban Peasant’s Leftover Broccoli Sauce preparation.

 

 

Everything goes into a blender or food processor and whizzed into a brown glory. It doesn’t look very good. The results are a very odd condiment, but surprisingly not the worst thing you’ve ever tasted. It’s suggested you serve it cold with chicken (not bad), warm over pasta (kind of gross), or blended with a bit more yoghurt, then poured onto a plate with halved hard boiled eggs arranged around (also not bad). The last preparation reminiscent of something that have been at a 70’s era potluck dinner or cookbook.

 

The Urban Peasant's Leftover Broccoli Sauce presentation with eggs,

The Urban Peasant’s Leftover Broccoli Sauce presentation with eggs,

 

 

Peanut Butter Soup

Seeing this recipe made me think of the part in American Psycho when  Patrick Bateman is  telling his date that she’ll be having what the New York Times called ,“…a playful but mysterious little dish…”. James’ version is a bit more mysterious than playful, mainly because how he made the choice of ingredients and thought the results good enough for a cookbook is a mystery to me.  The recipe includes:

 

The Urban Peasant's Peanut Butter Soup mise en place.

The Urban Peasant’s Peanut Butter Soup mise en place.

 

 

Chopped onion
Grated carrots
Peanut butter
Ginger ale
Chopped garlic
Curry powder
Cherry tomatoes

 

The Urban Peasant's Peanut Butter Soup cooking.

The Urban Peasant’s Peanut Butter Soup cooking.

 

The method given is to sweat the veg,  add everything else, cover and simmer for 20 minutes, then squeeze over a little lemon and serve. The “soup” comes out more the texture of porridge, and while there may be a vague Thai motive for the dish, with the peanut, garlic, and ginger, it’s honestly pretty bad. The ginger ale makes the whole thing way too sweet, and even after adding salt, which the recipe doesn’t call for, it’s still not something I ever want to eat again. The cherry tomatoes left whole and simmered in their skins don’t help anything, either.

 

The Urban Peasant's Peanut Butter Soup complete.

The Urban Peasant’s Peanut Butter Soup complete.

 

Quick Pizza Dough #2

So there are two recipes for “Quick Pizza Dough” in this book. The first one, though, isn’t so much a recipe. The “recipe” is to thaw some premade frozen bread dough, roll it out and bake it like a pizza. Not so much a recipe as a suggestion, I’d say, but I’m sure it works well enough. The second one is an actual recipe and doesn’t look like any pizza dough I’ve ever seen. There is no yeast, for one, and there are chopped onions and cheese in the dough. The original stuffed crust? Let’s see:

 

The Urban Peasant's Pizza Dough mise en place.

The Urban Peasant’s Pizza Dough mise en place.

 

Flour
Salt
Baking powder
Grated cheddar
Dried oregano
Chopped onion
Water

 

The Urban Peasant's Pizza Dough kneaded stiff.

The Urban Peasant’s Pizza Dough kneaded stiff.

 

The instructions are to mix everything together to make a stiff-ish dough, then roll it out and place in a hot, oiled frying pan in an oven to bake. The next bit in the book I think was backwards; it says to bake for a few minutes, top with whatever you like, then flip the pizza and continue cooking to brown. I would assume you are actually supposed to flip the dough, then top, then bake again. Just to be safe I did both. Pretty sure I was right.

 

The Urban Peasant's Pizza Dough complete

The Urban Peasant’s Pizza Dough complete.

 

The results? Well excuse my French, but f*** me this is really good. It’s not pizza dough by any stretch of the imagination, but you can make a pizza with it in the same way you’d make a pizza out of pita bread or a bagel and the results are actually pretty delicious. It’s more of a biscuit dough without fat, though a little olive oil would be pretty good added to the mix, and though it doesn’t have the chew of a classic pizza dough, the fact that I went from ingredients to good tasting pizza in less than 10 minutes makes this one a winner. Stopped clocks being right twice a day and all that, I guess.

 

The Urban Peasant's Pizza Dough complete

The Urban Peasant’s Pizza Dough complete, second take.

 

 

As funny as my chef friends and I find him, he inspired a lot of Canadians to learn to cook for themselves at home and I won’t deny the credit he deserves for that. Still, if the Urban Peasant was to come out on TV today, it would surely be on The Comedy Network.

 


Scarborough native Jesse Vallins is the executive chef at Maple Leaf Tavern and Port Restaurant, and a co-founder and partner at Merit Brewing Co in Hamilton.  He’s spent the last two decades cooking in some of the Toronto’s best restaurants.  His passion for the industry has led to in-depth study in all aspects of the restaurant world, as well as stages in top restaurants both in Toronto and internationally.  When he’s not working in his restaurants, Jesse teaches and develops curriculum at Toronto’s George Brown College, and contributes content to online publications like Serious Eats, and, of course, Good Food Revolution