June 17, 2016 Comments (6) Views: 3969 Don't Try This

Don’t Try This : Wanderoot Craft Cider

Wanderoot Craft Cider... made by Molson, and it's terrible.

Wanderoot Craft Cider… made by Molson, and it’s, quite frankly, terrible. Craft?

Wanderoot Craft Cider, Molson, Canada (Alcohol 5.1%) LCBO $3.05

While you may say I’m going for the low-hanging fruit (pun intended) in attacking a Molson-produced cider, I can assure you that I’m actually not so much of a snob when it comes to such matters. Whilst I may be going against the grain here, I think that Molson do a smashing job up at Creemore, and regularly enjoy a reasonably large volume of their suds. No, I’m bringing this so-called “Craft Cider” to your attention because it is so damn mediocre. And sweet. And simply not worth your hard earned cash.

What the hell is a “Craft Cider” anyway? I saw this on the LCBO shelves a few days ago, lazily glancing at the can and thinking “Terrific… another small-batch artisanal cider to try out… that would be great in this nascent summer weather, wouldn’t it?” and proceeded to purchase six of the things. Big mistake. My wife has suggested that I put the remaining five cans up on her beloved Bunz trading group (“It’s the future, Jamie”) ISO… Hmmmm, I don’t know, 70s dub reggae records? I refused, as I simply don’t want to be associated with punting dodgy cider in an online forum (albeit semi-private).

So how does it taste? Well, it’s incredibly one-dimensional and squeaky, almost soapily, clean. It’s supposedly naturally flavoured, which is surprising to this set of olfactory organs as I have never in all my life sniffed at an apple that bears any similarity to the smell of this. Now I’m not saying that the nose is repulsive, it just smells like a cartoonish aromatic imagineering of the kind of apple they’d sing about on Yo Gabba Gabba

And did I mention how sweet it was? Crisp and lively my arse! I could feel my dental bills building with each sip of this syrup. I found myself thinking “Who the hell drinks this kind of stuff?”, but I guess that Molson discovered through an untold number of focus groups that there is indeed an audience for such clumsily vulgar alcoholic liquid candy.

Zero apples out of a possible five.

Jamie Drummond

Edinburgh-born/Toronto-based Sommelier, consultant, writer, judge, and educator Jamie Drummond is the Director of Programs/Editor of Good Food Revolution… And he should read the small print.

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6 Responses to Don’t Try This : Wanderoot Craft Cider

  1. gerald sabbadin says:

    thanks for the review Jamie – i would’ve given it a try based on the description on the can itself. Will stick with the Brickworks.

  2. Nikki says:

    It’s pretty good, Tastes exactly like sparkling apple juice. It’s definitely not fancy, but it doesn’t deserve this tantrum of a review.

    This alcohol isn’t for you, it’s not marketed for men in cravats and tweed. It’s obviously for the hoards of drunk female millennials mid-summer. For that purpose it is perfect.

  3. Ally says:

    I just bought it…..took a sip….and was sure I was drinking carbonated apple juice. I obviously took another sip just to be sure. Yup, definitely apple juice. I must give them props though, I bought it because of it’s label “craft cider”. Damn I hate being a victim of marketing. So much for my delicious, crisp, dry cider. Tear.

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